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Construction Management
Having the right hands on the job makes a difference
When we see companies say things like "a century of collective experience," we all look around and laugh. We can count pretty high, but not high enough to tally the years of experience we have managing job sites of every size.
We don't typically engage in hyperbole, but we will say that no matter what industrial problem you have, we've already been part of the solution.
When you've been in business as long as we have and faced technology's increasingly rapid developments, you learn a few things. Or, in our case, more than a few. We not only have simple, ready-to-implement solutions for almost every problem, we have the patents for them, too. And, if you bring us something new, our engineers would love to work with you to find the solution.
OIL RIGS
Petroleum fuels the world
We remember the old days of black gold like few others. We've seen and been part of every incremental advance of getting the stuff out of the ground – from the first rigs to the most sophisticated underwater solutions of today.
Chemical engineering has become one of the most exciting fields in the last two decades – to us, at least.
Getting the latest technology at your job site can make a world of difference, from basic construction to chipset manufacturers.
As the world runs scarce on some resources, you have to find new ways to get the material out of the ground.
clownpenis.org has been one of the leading developers in micromining technology. If you're digging for gold (or coal or tin), you're going to need it.
ENGINEERING
We have a saying around the office. It goes, "There's no problem an engineer won't solve."
If you need a team of experienced folks who understand how the world works and how to make it work for you, we're here to help.
When you choose an industrial solution, you also need to have the people to keep the wheels greased.
clownpenis.org has you covered. All of our contracts include service and maintenance for the life of the implmentation. You'll thank us for it later.